Grumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers

Grumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers Based in Gloucester. No nonsense. Just durty, delicious burgers. Now get off my lawn and come grab one.

Serving up the best damn burgers you’ll ever eat – made with top-notch ingredients and cooked by an actual qualified chef (not some YouTube wannabe).

A proper burger should require two napkins and a small lie to your diet.- GrandpaAnd because someone once asked us where...
22/07/2026

A proper burger should require two napkins and a small lie to your diet.
- Grandpa

And because someone once asked us where we are - we’re in Staverton outside J&S Accessories Tuesday - Friday 9am - 3pm then spending the summer travelling around Gloucester at various pop ups and events on evening and weekends🍔

Some people count calories.Some people count carbs.We count how much cheese we can get on a portion before common sense ...
21/07/2026

Some people count calories.
Some people count carbs.
We count how much cheese we can get on a portion before common sense kicks in…
Spoiler alert… it never does.
Our Cheesy Fries are loaded with seasoned fries, smothered in our four-way cheese sauce and finished with an extra layer on top.
No fancy garnish.
No tiny portions.
Just proper dirty food.

Who’s sharing?
(Grandpa says nobody.)

And because someone once asked us where we are - we’re in Staverton outside J&S Accessories Tuesday - Friday 9am - 3pm then spending the summer travelling around Gloucester at various pop ups and events on evening and weekends🍔

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTDon't spend £18 on a burger because someone on TikTok called it "artisan."Come and eat one th...
20/07/2026

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Don't spend £18 on a burger because someone on TikTok called it "artisan."
Come and eat one that's actually worth the money.
— Grandpa

And because someone asked us the other day where we're located - we’re in Staverton outside J&S Accessories Tuesday - Friday 9am - 3pm then spending the summer travelling around Gloucester at various pop ups and events on evening and weekends🍔

GRUMPY GRANDPA SAYS… ⛳🙄🍔📍 Tonight you'll find us at Rodway Hill Golf Course!Whether you've just played 18 holes or you'r...
17/07/2026

GRUMPY GRANDPA SAYS… ⛳🙄🍔
📍 Tonight you'll find us at Rodway Hill Golf Course!
Whether you've just played 18 holes or you're simply here for the food, swing by for a proper burger.
No handicaps required. Just bring your appetite. 🍔🔥

Warning.This burger contains...✔️ Zero restraint✔️ Too much cheese✔️ Absolutely no regretsIf you're counting calories......
15/07/2026

Warning.
This burger contains...
✔️ Zero restraint
✔️ Too much cheese
✔️ Absolutely no regrets
If you're counting calories.....look away now.

Things that annoy Grandpa• Brioche buns that fall apart• Burgers with flowers on them• £22 burgers• Tiny portions• Influ...
14/07/2026

Things that annoy Grandpa
• Brioche buns that fall apart
• Burgers with flowers on them
• £22 burgers
• Tiny portions
• Influencers taking 97 photos

Ours?
They're built to eat.
Not photograph.

Longlevens pop upSat 11th julyGrumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers will be at Longlevens Community Centre.We will be serving th...
11/07/2026

Longlevens pop up

Sat 11th july

Grumpy Grandpa Durty Burgers will be at Longlevens Community Centre.

We will be serving the best smashed burgers. Gyros and loaded fries..

Serving from 7pm to 9.30 or sold out.so be quick, grab something to eat before England beat Norway.

Can do local deliveries from £3.

Please mgs on whats app
07734356836

Only one survives 👇❤️ = Classic Cheeseburger👍 = Bacon BurgerNo sitting on the fence.
10/07/2026

Only one survives 👇
❤️ = Classic Cheeseburger
👍 = Bacon Burger
No sitting on the fence.

People keep asking..."What's your best burger?"Depends.Are you hungry.....or are you proper hungry?Because there's a dif...
07/07/2026

People keep asking...
"What's your best burger?"
Depends.
Are you hungry.....or are you proper hungry?

Because there's a difference.
🍔 The Nephew
🍔 The Son
🍔 The Twisted Cousin
🍔 Grandpa's Favourite

Choose wisely.

GRANDPA'S RULE #1"If your burger needs a knife and fork...You've built it wrong."
03/07/2026

GRANDPA'S RULE #1
"If your burger needs a knife and fork...
You've built it wrong."

Address

Gloucester

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5:30pm
Tuesday 9am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 9am - 5:30pm
Thursday 9am - 5:30pm
Friday 9am - 5:30pm
Saturday 9am - 5:30pm

Telephone

+447958180108

Website

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