Grey Gables

Grey Gables Welcome to our Home from Home! Bienvenu, Chez Nous! Bienvenuto in la Nostra Casa! Zurück Nachhause! We hope you enjoy your stay at exclusive Grey Gables Ho

05/05/2022

Cumin soon new improved Gray Gables with McDonalds and Mega Fit Franchises and electirc vehcle charging.

29/01/2021

Staff Notice: we are aware that it is taking a long time replace the windows in the pantry area, but could staff please refrain from referring to that area as 'The Blast Chiller' ? We consider it in very poor taste!

Everyone is looking forward to the grand reopening of the hotel bar, in accordance with guidelines, on Saturday night.Ou...
02/07/2020

Everyone is looking forward to the grand reopening of the hotel bar, in accordance with guidelines, on Saturday night.
Our lively young team have created a whole panoply of themed cocktails for guests to enjoy:
The Quarantini: Gin, some more gin, soluble paracetamol (thanks to Lillian Bellamy)
Vodka Lysol
The Barnard Castle Eye Test (like a Sidecar, but with the whole car)
Bournemouth Sea Breeze - a regular Sea Breeze with just a whiff of Nitrous.

26/03/2020

Dear guests and residents. We hope you are all well and enjoying the delightful weather.
The kitchen remains closed, but our spa and pool area are at your disposal. Please book in for Kirsty's professional Big Bang Detox: guaranteed to remove the effects of brick dust, plaster and even traces of asbestos.
Continental Breakfast only is available in the smoking pergola from eight till ten. Please take one bag person.
Lunch and Dinner are being provided by Rahim's Finest Kebab and Rotisserie van which you will find located between the two large skips in the car park. Rahim says try the all new Summer Donner, Feel the Love!

09/03/2020

Grey Gables. For our customers nothing is too much rubble!

03/03/2020

To all Guests and Residents, please be assured that we are doing our utmost to address your concerns about Corona Virus.
All bottles of the offending beverages have been securely transported to a remote location and disposed of.
Reservations from italy, China or other hotspots will be allocated rooms in the croquet pavillion at the end of Boundary Rise. Separate mealtime arrangements will be arranged.
Regarding the HazMat crews in the Spa area, these are deployed on a completely different matter, a tiny pest control issue, and absolutely nothing to be concerned about. Please do not cross into the taped areas.
At the suggestion of our under manager, local retirees are being drafted in to handle the more hazardous cleaning duties.
We wish you all a pleasant and infection free experience!

22/01/2020

We apologise for any inconvenience during our Staff Team Bonding exercise last week. With many thanks to our residential guests for rallying around with breakfasts, room service etc. and to Molly & Tilly Button for handling the evening dinner service. Well done girls!
Patrons suffering from gastroenteritis are welcome to fill out a proforma compensation form available from Reception.

20/12/2019

Get ready for our swinging Santa-mental festive party;
"To Your Good Elf!"
Yule love a night out at Rudolph's favourite ho-ho-hotel pull up to the bar for rein-beers and Xmas spirits, while Tommy Corker III presents live wrap music and lots myrrh fun!!!

Fancy a nees-up? Grey Gables Bar lock-ins, Wensdays and Sundays, first cocktail free, Kevin makes a mean Harvey Woolbang...
05/11/2019

Fancy a nees-up? Grey Gables Bar lock-ins, Wensdays and Sundays, first cocktail free, Kevin makes a mean Harvey Woolbanger in a trendy jam jar. Get in B4 11:00 and no questions arsed. Blackjack, high steaks, 2 quid buy in.

19/08/2019

COME AND AVE A GO IF YOU FINK YOUR ARD ENOUGH!!!
Free arm restling contest in the bar starting six o’clock (after my shift). Tod the Mod from Housekeeping will take on all comers. Free shots if you can beat him best of three!

Don't miss out on our exclusive tour: Grey Gables: The Back Side!Led by Tilly Button, this magical mystery tour features...
20/05/2019

Don't miss out on our exclusive tour:
Grey Gables: The Back Side!
Led by Tilly Button, this magical mystery tour features hitherto unseen areas of our historic pile:
The Scullery: with its unique collection of plastic catering containers
The Back Staircase: Rumoured to be where Camilla Pargetter was conceived
The White Attic: Here Hazel Woolley learned her first nursery crimes
The Service Elevator: Gateway to the stars!
Lost Property (where the wild things are!)
The Housekeeping Storeroom: with a chance to encounter the ghost of Kathy Perks!!!
Fifteen pounds per head, no refunds.

We encourage everyone on their lenten endeavours, of course, and without wanting to place temptation in anyone's way we ...
14/03/2019

We encourage everyone on their lenten endeavours, of course, and without wanting to place temptation in anyone's way we would just like to mention this month's Special offers, all at 20% off:
All Day Full English Breakfasts
Cocktail Happy Hours 16:00 - Midnight
Free Death by Chocolate Dessert with every main
Afternoon Teas with choice of Sparkling Wine Cocktail or Gin Mixer.
And check out Sous-Chef Ali's exciting Poker 'n' Ho**ah Sessions in the Smoking Pergola.

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