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Glass Window Bar & Grill, Queen's Highway, Just North Of Glass Window Bridge, North Eleuthera (2026)

23/09/2026

🌴 APPARENTLY WE HAVE REPEAT OFFENDERS. 😂❤️

A year ago, one of these couples came to Eleuthera, climbed aboard the Tipsy Turtle Tiki Boat with us, spent the afternoon cruising around paradise and somehow ended up eating Vargo’s homemade island-style curried fish.

We thought everyone had a lovely time.

They apparently went home and RECRUITED. 🤣🤣🤣

Because this year they came back WITH FRIENDS.

And there were demands.

The Tiki Boat.
The Glass Window.
THE CURRY.

So yesterday we did what any responsible hospitality professionals would do…

We put everybody on a Tiki Boat and started drinking. 🤣🐢🍹

We spent the afternoon cruising, swimming, laughing, showing off our ridiculously beautiful little corner of Eleuthera and generally behaving like nobody had anywhere particularly important to be.

Because they didn’t. 😂

Then we brought the whole crew back to the Glass Window, where Vargo had the requested homemade island-style curried fish waiting.

And judging by those plates, apparently nobody hated it. 😂🤣

Seriously… LOOK at them. Not a grain of rice left with enough dignity to tell the story. 🤣🍽️

We considered asking for a formal review, but honestly, four clean plates feels legally binding. 😂

And THIS is where we get a little serious.

We don’t want you to feel like a customer here.

We want you to pull up a chair.

Stay too long.

Laugh too loud.

Ask Vargo what’s cooking.

Order another drink.

And leave feeling like you somehow acquired a slightly dysfunctional Bahamian family while you were on vacation. 😂❤️🇧🇸

Because beautiful beaches are easy to find around here.

It’s the people you remember.

And when somebody comes back a YEAR later, brings their friends and essentially says, “Do exactly what you did last time”…

Well, we’re calling that a five-star review without all the paperwork. 🤣🤣🤣

So come take the Tipsy Turtle Tiki Boat out with us. 🐢🍹🌊
Come eat at the Glass Window.
Come spend the day.

Just understand one thing…

There is apparently a significant risk that you’ll come back with more people. 😂❤️

And Vargo would like it officially noted that the curry remains undefeated. 🔥🇧🇸🤣

22/09/2026

WELL… WE SUPPOSE IT’S TIME TO ADDRESS THE CATS. 😂🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

For the past several days, two tiny black creatures have been quietly appearing in photos around the Glass Window.

Under tables.
On chairs.
Generally behaving as though they pay rent.

A few of you noticed.

Most of you apparently looked directly at them and carried on discussing pizza, empty chairs and our questionable management practices. 🤣

We have been attempting not to acknowledge the situation because acknowledging them makes this feel dangerously close to admitting that WE HAVE CATS NOW.

And we’re not quite emotionally prepared for that. 😂

But after a week of gray skies, rain, thunder and some of the most spectacularly dark and stormy weather we’ve seen in a while…

two tiny black kittens somehow became part of the Glass Window cast.

So really…

what else were we supposed to call them?

Meet DARK & STORMY. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🌩️🍹

They have apparently appointed themselves to several positions within the company, none of which were advertised.

Dark specializes in disappearing for extended periods and returning whenever she feels like it.

Stormy has discovered that cuddling the humans results in preferential treatment and is exploiting this information shamelessly.

Neither has completed an application.

Neither has attended orientation.

Neither appears concerned.

And judging by the way they’ve settled in…

we suspect eviction proceedings would be unsuccessful. 🤣

So yes, Vickie.
Yes, Vincent.

THERE WERE CATS. 😂😂😂

Welcome to the Glass Window, Dark & Stormy. ❤️🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

Apparently Coconut & Pineapple are going to need to be notified that there has been a management restructuring. 🤣🌴

21/09/2026

Alright, Eleuthera. Time to choose your people. 😂🃏

You have been informed that this Saturday you’ll be traveling around North Eleuthera drinking, eating, playing poker and completing ridiculous challenges for prizes.

You may bring up to three accomplices.

Choose carefully.

You need:
🍺 One friend who is always ready for a drink.
🧠 One friend who knows entirely too much useless information.
😈 One friend who will do absolutely anything if you tell them there are points involved.

Tag your three.

And before everybody starts with the excuses…

You do NOT have to register in advance.

Organized people can register ahead of time at any participating stop.

The rest of you — which, frankly, is who we designed this event for 😂 — can grab your crew and show up at Glass Window Saturday between 4:00 and 5:30 PM to register and start.

Then you’re off.

🃏 5 stops
🍹 Food & drink specials
😈 4 challenges
🏆 Poker + team prizes
😂 Several opportunities to discover things about your friends you probably didn’t need to know.

Saturday, September 26
North Eleuthera Poker Run Challenge

Individual — $20
Team of 2 — $35
Team of 3 — $50
Team of 4 — $60

The bigger your crew, the cheaper it gets.

So the question isn’t “Are you going?”

It’s:

Who are the three people you trust to help you win… and who are you bringing purely for entertainment value? 🤣

👇 Tag your team.

19/09/2026

🚨 WE MAY HAVE FOUND A SMALL FLAW IN OUR BUSINESS PLAN. 😂

Remember when half the island started closing for the end-of-season break and we proudly announced:

WE’RE STAYING OPEN! 🌴🍹

Everyone cheered.

Everyone told us how happy they were.

Everyone said what a GREAT idea it was.

There was just one tiny detail nobody mentioned…

WE APPARENTLY ALSO NEED CUSTOMERS. 🤣🤣🤣

It is currently so quiet at the Glass Window that we have reached the point where we’re considering assigning names to the empty chairs.

Vargo is finding things to do (not surprising) and Christine is having a one sided conversation with the tequila bottle 😅 while staring at this ridiculously calm blue water wondering why she’s sitting on THIS side of the railing. 🌊😩

The kitchen is open.

The drinks are cold.

The view is showing off.

The sea looks like somebody ironed it.

And apparently every single person in Eleuthera has made other plans. 😂

So this is now an official public service announcement:

COME BOTHER US.

Have lunch. Have a drink. Sit by the water. Tell us a story. Give Vargo something to cook. Prevent Christine from abandoning her post and going swimming. 😂🍹

We don’t even need ALL of you.

At this point, three people arriving at the same time will be considered a rush. 🤣🤣🤣

And frankly, Vincent Lanteri and Vickie Balogh Tombrello, we need to discuss your performance.

You two spend an extraordinary amount of time supervising this establishment from Facebook, yet NEITHER ONE OF YOU is currently sitting at this bar. 🤨😂

This is unacceptable.

Please arrange transportation to Eleuthera immediately. ✈️🤣

We realize this may involve airfare, passports, accommodations and several wildly impractical logistical decisions…

but we’re slow and prepared to make this your problem. 🤣🤣🤣❤️

And YES, we know the Poker Run Challenge is NEXT SATURDAY and apparently we’ve managed to organize an entire north Eleuthera wide event involving five stops, poker hands, challenges, prizes and enough moving parts to make us question our own judgment. ♠️♥️♣️♦️😂

But that is NEXT Saturday.

WE NEED PEOPLE THIS SATURDAY. 🤣

So come see us.

The gates are open.

The kitchen is open.

The bar is open.

Management’s commitment to remaining open is currently being reviewed. 😂🍹🌊

And if nobody gets here soon, the next thing you may see is Vargo standing out by the road flagging down the occasional vehicle that passes with a handmade sign that says:

“WE’RE OPEN.” 🤣🤣🤣

At that point, please stop.

Mention this post and I’ll buy you a shot 😅

15/09/2026

We may have gotten a little carried away. 😂🃏

The original conversation was basically:

“Slow season is quiet. We should organize something fun.”

Normal people might have arranged a happy hour.

We apparently required five businesses, playing cards, challenges, a liquor distributor, prizes, a championship and an afternoon-long opportunity to publicly embarrass your friends.

So… here we are. 🤷‍♀️🤣

Introducing the NORTH ELEUTHERA POKER RUN CHALLENGE!

Part Poker Run. Part Amazing Race. 100% Eleuthera fun.

📅 Saturday, September 26
🕓 Starting at Glass Window from 4:00–5:30 PM
🏆 Awards at Unca Gene’s at 8:15 PM

Here’s how it works:

You’ll make your way through five North Eleuthera businesses, drawing one card at each stop to build your poker hand.

But apparently simply drawing cards was entirely too civilized.

So along the way, there will be four challenges where teams can earn points toward becoming our first Poker Run Challenge Champions.

♠️ Glass Window — Beat the Bartender
♥️ Mr. Bones — Photo Scavenger Hunt
♦️ Lutra Vibes — Pick Your Punishment 😈
♣️ The Hive — Up the Ante Trivia
🃏 Unca Gene’s — Final Card, Finale & Awards

And before you start asking questions about “Pick Your Punishment”…

No.

You’ll find out when you get there. 😂

Now pay attention to this part because we KNOW somebody is going to ask:

THIS IS A ROLLING SCHEDULE.

The times are participation windows—not everybody-arrive-and-leave-at-once times. Get to each location anytime during its designated window, draw your card, take on the challenge, grab something to eat or drink, laugh at your friends and move along at your own pace.

Every player gets their own five-card poker hand, even when registered as part of a team. But bringing friends gets you a discounted entry and another way to win.

ENTRY:
🃏 Individual — $20
🃏 Team of 2 — $35
🃏 Team of 3 — $50
🃏 Team of 4 — $60

We have $200 in gift certificate prizes for the Best Individual Hand, Best Team Hand and—because at Glass Window we believe failure should occasionally be rewarded—the Worst Individual Hand. 🤣

And then our friends at Jimmy’s Wines & Spirits heard what we were up to and, rather than talking us out of it like responsible adults, decided to help.

They’re supporting the event AND putting together an alcohol prize pack for our Team Challenge Champions. 🍻🏆

So assemble your team carefully.

You’re going to need someone smart.
Someone competitive.
Someone with absolutely no shame.
And at least one person who can be talked into things before asking too many questions. 😈

🃏 REGISTRATION IS OFFICIALLY OPEN TODAY!

Sign up in advance at ANY of the five participating locations:

Glass Window • Mr. Bones • Lutra Vibes • The Hive • Unca Gene’s

Or simply message us right here at Glass Window and we’ll get you registered.

Don’t wait until September 26 to suddenly discover that all your smart friends have already joined somebody else’s team. 🤣

Registration is OPEN. Start recruiting.

Saturday, September 26. North Eleuthera… GAME ON. 🃏🏝️🍻

Same island. More reasons to raise a glass.

Please drink responsibly and plan your ride accordingly.

13/09/2026

🇧🇸🔥 SUNDAY HAS ARRIVED AT THE BRIDGE! 🔥🇧🇸

Just a friendly reminder that Vargo has apparently decided he didn’t have enough to do this weekend… so the Bahamian BBQ is happening TODAY starting at 2p….ish😂

🍗 Grilled chicken quarters
🧀 Baked macaroni
🍚 Peas & rice
🥬 Coleslaw
🥔 Potato salad

$18 gets you the whole plate.

And because a proper Bahamian Sunday needs a soundtrack, we’ll have the Rake & Scrape cranked up all afternoon. 🇧🇸🎶

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: 😂
The Rake & Scrape is NOT LIVE.

We have speakers.
We have music.
We have absolutely no band. 🤣

HOWEVER…

If an actual Rake & Scrape band happens to read this, throws some instruments in the car and shows up at the Glass Window today…

we are not exactly known for turning down questionable last-minute ideas. 😂😂😂

So until somebody arrives with a saw, accordion and goatskin drum, Spotify is doing the heavy lifting. 🎶🤣

🍺 $5 beers all day.
🌊 Ridiculous view included at no additional charge.

Come eat. Have a beer. Listen to some Rake & Scrape. Take a swim.

And if you suddenly find yourself still sitting here three hours later wondering what happened to your Sunday…

we warned you. 😂🇧🇸🍹

BAHAMIAN BBQ AT THE BRIDGE — TODAY! 🔥

If the gates are open, so are we. ❤️

12/09/2026

🚨 WELL THIS IS GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO ORGANIZATION. 😂

We’re not entirely sure how this happened.

A few days ago we announced that while half the island is taking a little end-of-season nap, WE’RE STAYING OPEN. 🌴🍹

Then somebody had the bright idea to make pizza.

So now apparently Friday & Saturday nights are Pizza at the Bridge. 🍕🌊

Then Vargo got involved.

Which means the smoker is coming out Sunday, the Rake & Scrape is going on, and now we have Bahamian BBQ at the Bridge. 🇧🇸🔥🎶

Do you see what’s happening here?

WE HAVE A SCHEDULE. 😳

This is deeply concerning. 🤣🤣🤣

At this rate, somebody is going to suggest a staff meeting, and frankly we’re not prepared for that level of professionalism.

So, for anyone trying to keep track of our sudden and completely unexpected outbreak of organization:

🍕 FRIDAY + SATURDAY
Pizza at the Bridge
BBQ Chicken • Veggie • Cheese

🔥 SUNDAY
Bahamian BBQ at the Bridge
Grilled chicken • baked macaroni • peas & rice • coleslaw • potato salad
Rake & Scrape + $5 beers 🍺🇧🇸

🌴 EVERY OTHER DAY?

WE’RE OPEN TOO. 😂

Same turquoise water.
Same cold drinks.
Same great food.
Same people who somehow turned “we’re staying open” into an entire weekend program in less than a week. 🤣

And before anybody asks why one of us appears significantly busier than the other in this photo…

Management responsibilities have been allocated according to skill set. 🍹😎

If the gates are open, so are we. ❤️🌊

And apparently…

we have plans now.

P.S. Please remain focused on the subject matter of this post. There is absolutely nothing unusual happening underneath the table. 👀

10/09/2026

🍕 THIS IS WHY WE’LL NEVER BE A SERIOUS CORPORATION. 😂

Apparently when normal restaurants launch a new menu item, there’s a process.

Recipes are developed.
Costs are analyzed.
Focus groups are assembled.
Customer feedback is carefully documented.

We didn’t do any of that. 🤣

We made a pizza.

Then we looked around the bar yesterday, spotted these perfectly innocent people minding their own business and thought…

“They look qualified.” 😂🍕

So we dropped an 18” pizza on their table and basically stared at them.

No questionnaire.
No comment cards.
No carefully selected demographic.

Our entire market research strategy was apparently:

“Y’all hungry?” 🤣🤣🤣

Fortunately, they took their new responsibilities very seriously.

Slices disappeared.
Cheese stretched.
Drinks were ordered.
More pizza disappeared.

At some point someone probably should have been taking notes.

Nobody was.

We were drinking too. 😂🍹

Eventually we looked at the mostly empty pizza, looked at each other and conducted what may have been the shortest management meeting in Glass Window history:

“So… we selling these?”

“Yep.”

Excellent. Meeting adjourned. 🤣🍕

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how extensive product development works around here.

PIZZA AT THE BRIDGE — officially launching this Friday & Saturday night.

🍕 18” • 8 slices
BBQ Chicken — $35
Veggie — $35
Plain Cheese — $30

No consultants.
No focus groups.
No five-year strategic plan.

Just pizza, questionable management and a really pretty view. 😂🍕🌊

09/09/2026

🇧🇸🔥 SUNDAYS ARE GOING BAHAMIAN AT THE BRIDGE! 🔥🇧🇸

We figured if we’re staying open while everybody else is taking a little end-of-season breather, we might as well make Sundays worth leaving the house for. 😂

So this Sunday, Vargo is firing up the smoker and we’re doing it Bahamian style.

🍗 Grilled chicken quarters
🧀 Baked macaroni
🍚 Peas & rice
🥬 Coleslaw
🥔 Potato salad

$18 gets you the whole plate.

And because no proper Bahamian Sunday should involve paying full price for your beer… 😂🍺

BEERS ARE $5 ALL DAY.

We’ll have the Rake & Scrape playing, the smoker going, the drinks cold and that ridiculous turquoise water doing what it does. 🇧🇸🎶🌊

Come for lunch. Bring your swimsuit. Have a beer. Take a dip. Have another beer. Suddenly realize it’s four o’clock and you’ve apparently spent your entire Sunday at the Glass Window. 😂

We’ve seen it happen. 😏

BAHAMIAN BBQ AT THE BRIDGE
🔥 This Sunday at Glass Window Bar & Grill

If the gates are open, so are we. 🇧🇸❤️

08/09/2026

𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗚𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝘂𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱. 😂🌴

Yesterday we were over in Spanish Wells running errands and, because we are extremely disciplined and business-minded people, we somehow ended up stopping for a bite to eat and a cocktail.

Shocking, we know. 🤣🍹

We started chatting with a couple from Washington, DC. They’re only here for two days, so naturally the conversation turned to where they should go and what they should see.

We mentioned Glass Window.

Her response?

“𝗢𝗵! 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗜 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵, 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲.”

Well shoots. ❤️

There’s something pretty special about sitting in Spanish Wells, talking to two complete strangers from Washington, DC, and realizing that before they ever met us, they already knew about this little place beside the bridge in North Eleuthera.

But here’s where it gets even better. 😂

I had taken this picture a few minutes earlier.

Look closely at the background.

𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗔𝗥𝗘. 🤣🤣🤣

We had unknowingly photographed the witnesses before we even knew they knew who we were.

We spend a ridiculous amount of time on this page telling stories, introducing you to the characters who wander through the gates, arguing about conch and generally behaving like perhaps someone more responsible should have been given the Facebook password. 😂

But yesterday was a pretty awesome reminder that 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗼. ❤️

Every recommendation. Every tag. Every “you HAVE to stop there.” Every friend you send across that bridge looking for us.

That’s how two people from DC, with only two days to explore, already knew our name.

So thank you. ❤️

We’ll keep making the food, pouring the drinks and providing questionable material for Facebook…

𝗔𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱. 😂🌴

And since you’ve somehow managed to get this little place onto the vacation research of two complete strangers from Washington, DC, we’re starting to wonder just how far you can take this thing. 🤣

So if you’ve been quietly following our adventures without actually hitting that 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 button, this seems like a pretty good time to make it official. 😂❤️

We promise very little in the way of responsible social media behavior…

But there will be great food, strong drinks, ridiculous stories, beautiful water and a whole lot of Eleuthera along the way. 🌴🍹🌊

And to our new friends from DC — you’ve only got two days.

𝗡𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴… 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗻. 🤣❤️🌴

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