Capital T Newstead

Capital T Newstead �40 Waterloo Street, Newstead

� Unreal Coffee
� Wicked Jaffles
� Cookies and other cool stuff!

One more week fam!Giddy up! 🐎
01/06/2026

One more week fam!
Giddy up! 🐎

Nah he’s alright fr fr…He actually shows up every day, which is more than Tim can say we suppose 🤷🏻‍♂️
30/05/2026

Nah he’s alright fr fr…
He actually shows up every day, which is more than Tim can say we suppose 🤷🏻‍♂️

Do you think crabs think fish can fly?Or do you think crabs aren’t that capable of complex thought?Sometimes some custom...
28/05/2026

Do you think crabs think fish can fly?
Or do you think crabs aren’t that capable of complex thought?

Sometimes some customers ask me questions and I wonder if they’re capable of complex thought…and they turn out to be like, an engineer or something wild and I’m like how the hell have you made it to the age you are without needing to wear a helmet during your every day activities to protect that last brain cell rattling around in there.

28/05/2026

The unblinking stares from the window burn into my soul like a UV index rating of 3 to a ginger….

27/05/2026

I don’t think y’all understand how hard it is for me to make this kind of content and not vomit in my mouth while doing it.
I just wanna make coffee and talk smack.
Now I gotta create content too?
I should have gone to uni ffs. 🤦🏻‍♂️

26/05/2026

This one is worth watching til the end…
I promise it’s not s**t 🤷🏻‍♂️

loyalTy…with a Capital T 😉 Make sure you get a card and get every 7th coffee free!
19/05/2026

loyalTy…with a Capital T 😉
Make sure you get a card and get every 7th coffee free!

Some people have been talking about Tim’s rapid weight loss over the last 6 weeks…Some have speculated he’s on Reta, oth...
14/05/2026

Some people have been talking about Tim’s rapid weight loss over the last 6 weeks…
Some have speculated he’s on Reta, others suggesting he’s addicted to crack (he might be 🤷🏻‍♂️), someone even asked if he’s been cursed by the old Romani man Tadzu Lempke like in Stephen King’s book Thinner.

Turns out he’s just been having air sandwiches for dinner for 6 weeks cause Energex took 1800 employees off the block for a minute…

But we back now! How good!

2 and a bit years ago changing the menu every fortnight was such a good idea. “Such a point of difference!” They’d say!“...
11/05/2026

2 and a bit years ago changing the menu every fortnight was such a good idea. “Such a point of difference!” They’d say!
“WOW, how progressive!” They’d muse while ordering.

What a fkn moron I was

New menu now live!
Enjoy lovers!
xoxo

This guy said a bunch of really expletive filled sentences in a thick Scottish accent and we only really understood the ...
08/05/2026

This guy said a bunch of really expletive filled sentences in a thick Scottish accent and we only really understood the profanities. Pretty sure he was talking about Gina Rinehart too at one point.
Good day for dogs overall.

Address

40 Waterloo Street
Newstead
4006

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 1pm
Tuesday 6am - 1pm
Wednesday 6am - 5pm
Thursday 6am - 1pm
Friday 6am - 1pm
Saturday 6am - 12pm

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