Crooked Spire Coffee House

26/09/2026

Grand Final Day. Fuel up like a champion. ☕💜

You can't expect to win a flag on coffee that comes with a side of fries and taste like dishwater 😬. The purple haze are fuelled, focused and ready. The other mob will be flat by quarter time and blaming the the umpires. 😉

We've got the game on the BIG screen today, so come down, grab a proper coffee and a feed for breakfast, and settle in for the big one in a relaxed, family friendly spot.

Bring the kids, bring the purple, bring the voice. ⚓

03/09/2026

Expert picks tonight from arguably two of Midland’s finest footy pundits, Ian and Rocky. 🎙️

Ian’s locked in Dockers.
Rocky says Midland.

Can’t argue with that.

Grab your own supporter beanie at Crooked Spire, great gift for Father’s Day 🎁🟣⚓

02/09/2026

Plot twist: your new best friend has leaves 🪴

Come for the coffee, leave with a plant you didn’t know you needed

25/07/2026

Making things sharp at Crooked Spire Coffee House

Now until 2pm today 🔪✂️🪓
Eftpos available, if its blunt bring it down & grab a coffee or feed while you wait 👍

24/07/2026

24/07/2026

Get your supporter beanies at Crooked Spire Midland and represent for the big games! 🦅⚓

No judgement here, whoever you barrack for, even if it's not Freo, we'll still make you a coffee. 😉

See you soon! ☕🧢

11/07/2026

It’s cold out there tonight 🥶 and some of our Midland mates are sleeping in it.

So there’s now a donation bin at Crooked Spire supporting the legends at Midland Meals. Next time you’re at the shops grab an extra flanno, some new socks, a hoodie, trackies, whatever. Sleeping bags, pillows and backpacks are gold too. And don’t forget the pantry, pasta, tinned food and any non-perishables are always needed.

Chuck it all in the donation bin and it’ll get to the people who need it.

Midland looks after Midland ❤️

03/07/2026

BREAKING: While the Warriors, Cavs and Heat fight over him, LeBron James has taken his talents to Midland.

Crooked Spire Coffee & Art House is pleased to confirm the signing of the free agent on a league minimum deal. One flat white per shift and a staff discount on toasties.

The only dunking he'll be doing now is biscuits.

Welcome to the team, big fella. You start Monday.

05/06/2026

PSA: we’ve restocked and the gifts are elite. Come for the coffee ☕️ stay for the brekky 🥓 🍳 🥞 leave with something your mum might not approve of 👿. No judgement here. Open all weekend 7 till 2, weekdays 6 till 2 ✌️

15/05/2026

Did you know you can hire out our spaces? 🎉
We’ve got four options depending on what you need:
🏛️ The Spire Room - our large function centre, perfect for weddings, big birthdays, corporate events and everything in between
✨ The Enlightenment - after hours hire of the coolest cafe in WA, because why not have your celebration in the best room in the state
🪑 The Revolution Room - our boardroom that flexes to suit whatever you’ve got going on
🚪 The Confessional - small meetings, hot desking, quiet focus work… no actual confessing required
Catering and coffee sorted across the board. We just need to know what you’re planning.
Hit the link in bio for all the venue info, or just pop in and say hi. We love a good chat. 😄

24/04/2026

We’re open this Anzac Day ☕
Midland store only | 7–10am
Coffees & pastries — that’s it, that’s the post.
See you in the morning. 🌿

16/04/2026

🚨 90% SOLD OUT 🚨

Final tickets remaining for Britz n Pieces – From Liverpool to London 🎸

If you’ve been thinking about it… now’s the time.

🍻 Fully licensed bar
🍔 Great food available (yes… bangers & mash plus plenty of snacks)
🎶 A full night of classic British hits

Grab a drink, bring some friends and get ready for a proper night out.

🎟 Last tickets here: www.bit.ly/crookspire

14/04/2026

Midland’s least qualified sign installer back at it again.

No belt. No shame. Just commitment to the craft.

if you’re watching, I wear an XXL 😉
Tag them—this feels like a sponsorship opportunity waiting to happen.